I’ve developed somewhat of a new hobby over the years, as Google has grown into the behemoth search engine that it is: trekking through the world of keywords and trying to get the most absurd results from the Google search algorithm. It can be done with both websites and images, but I find the image search to be most amusing. Make sure to turn “safe search” off in Internet Explorer. it filters out “safe” images, that can be worth a chuckle.
Tonight, I plan on a short travel into this Fantasy Land, as the daily toil has made my yin out of balance with my yang. Come join me on a brief journey into this land of absurdity. We have ourselves to thank for this thing called the Interwebs. It’s best to use streaming thought for your keywords, and you’ll be surprised what your subconscious mind is thinking about.
First string of keywords: monkey blue pool car
Next keyword string: carpet friar green nelly
Next keyword string: Alvin up yellow train mel
Next keyword string: white parrot bay canary cornsilk
Next keyword string: Alpha dog quadrant yeep
Next keyword string: Omi Yabba Gunder How
Next keyword string: Jugger plaid ball sit harry
Next keyword string: ram a splam dam ham
Next keyword string: I think that’s about it for tonight that’s all she wrote
Hope you enjoyed my short journey. No go forth and add your own confusion to the Google search algorithm as it learns what images you click on from the absurd keywords you type. Anarchy, not so much, but good fun when you’re feeling frustrated.